I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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