His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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