but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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