If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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