How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
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I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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