I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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