You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you inspire me to be a worse person
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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