god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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