Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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