Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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