So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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