This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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