Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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