he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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