That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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