i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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