You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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