Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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