How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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