Your dad touched me again.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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