awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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