My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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