I'm drive I can fine osifer
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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