i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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