David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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