Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Sober January is a disaster.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
