Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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