I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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