shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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