why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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