it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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