I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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