I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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