she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Randomize
