I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
