A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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You were trust falling into bushes
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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