i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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