No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.