turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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