I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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