it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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