Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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