they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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