is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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