Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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