Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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