I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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