If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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