He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Hippo gnu deer
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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