i jhust puked up my retainher.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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