She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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