It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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