I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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