i permit you to call me
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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