i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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